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Boyfriend: "Sayang, u kentut ya?"
Girlfriend: "ha ah I kentut, sorry yer...."
Boyfriend: "Bau dia macam perfume Paris!
Girlfriend: "Kenapa...Wangi yer....?? ♥♥♥
Boyfriend: "Bukan.. Tahan lama!....

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"Truth or Dare?"
Boy : "Dare!"
Girl : "I dare you to love me."
Boy : "That's not a dare, that's the truth!"

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Messages between mom n daughter ...

Daughter : Got an A in Chemistry !!!
Mom : WTF !!! well done !!!
Daughter : Mom, waddaya think that WTF u juz said means ???
Mom : Well That`s Fantastic ~~~

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Panggilan Sayang Untuk Isteri.

Kamal diundang kawannya makan malam. Mizal, si tuan rumah, memanggil isterinya dengan kata- kata Sayang... Manis... Cintaku... Sayangku...Kasihku... dan seumpamanya. Kamal memandang Mizal dan berkata, "Romantis sekali, setelah berpuluh tahun menikah, kau tetap memanggil isterimu dengan kata-kata itu."
Mizal mengangkat bahu dan berbisik, "sebenarnya, aku lupa namanya sejak tiga tahun lalu."

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Girl : Hi Baby ..
Boy : Hi My love .. (Sending failed)

Girl : Are you here?
Boy : Yes Yes im here (sending failed)

Girl : Are you ignoring me or what!!!
Boy : Honey im not... Im right here... (Sending failed)

Girl: It's over; dont you ever talk to me again!
Boy : Damn ! Go to hell ( Message sent )

Conclusion : Sometimes network connection can destroy your relationship ...